Farris is O'Neal of the Week
Farris still commercially fishes, and sells much of his catch to local restaurants. He is a busy man, and it is easy to find him out and about in the village, often near the docks.
There is so much that could be said about Farris. So I will simply say that his easy smile and quick wit always make it a delight to see him.
His wife, Chrissy, stays busy raising their two children, Daisy (turning 3 this summer!) and Charlie, 9 months.
Ocracoke Current: Where did you go on your last vacation?
Chrissy: His last vacation was hunting in Canada.
Farris: I killed nothing. Our last family vacation was in Florida, to see her Grandparents.
Ocracoke Current: What's the last movie you saw in the theater?
Farris and Chrissy exchange perplexed looks.
Chrissy: I don't think we've ever seen a movie together in a theater.
Ocracoke Current: What's been the best part of 2012 so far?
Farris: The Current!
Ocracoke Current: Have you been offshore lately?
Farris: Not lately. The season starts next week. We'll be catching wahoo, tuna, dolphins, marlin.
Ocracoke Current: If you didn't live on Ocracoke, where would you live?
Farris: Hatteras. (Farris notices a look on Chrissy's face). Erm, we did like Jamaica, both of us.
Ocracoke Current: What did you have for breakfast?
Farris: Coffee, and cinammon rolls.
Ocracoke Current: How many O'Neals are in your family?
Farris: A lot. I think someone once counted 25 first cousins, something like that.
Ocracoke Current: What's the best part about your O'Neal family reunions?
Farris: The Barbequed mullet.
Ocracoke Current: Who will star as you in the Hollywood movie about your life?
Farris: Charlie Sheen!