Hairy Local Man Saves Turtle

And was struck by a vehicle while crossing the road.  It's shell was cracked slightly, and the turtle was bleeding a little, but it had plenty of fight in it. 

Former Eagle Scout Fester was on his way to work at Dajio's and bravely moved the angry turtle to the side of the road. 

"It is so moving, in these troubled times, to see a person act so decisively, and with such valor and compassion," commented a bystander.

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