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Anti-Tourism Board Detected on Island

A secretive group of operatives have been undermining Ocracoke's tourism-promotion. 

(Please note the date this story was published. LOL. We love April Fool's Day!)

"Why? Because we can!" said one member of the Anti-Tourism Board (ATB), who agreed to speak with the Current "on background" (that's fancy journalism talk for "anonymously.") 

The conniving cabal wants to keep Ocracoke a well-kept secret, and "if we're going to be in the news, it should be some stuff that drives people away," said the ATB member, who named several successful projects they're working on:

 The ATB member would neither confirm nor deny responsibility for golf carts, feral cats, or trams.