It's winter, so the marina's not open, but there's a number to call if you need fuel for your water-based or land-based vehicle. Marco will come right over and fill 'er up! Or, in the case of Capt. Rob, let you pump just $10 worth for a photo op!

Capt. Rob's reflection

Photo by Marco Garcia

In the meantime, you can read more hyperbolic headlines all the way from Texas!